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		<title>&#8220;Privates&#8221; Trailer Out Now</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
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Zombie Cow Studios came out with a &#8220;Privates&#8221; trailer! We told you about the basic concepts of new game &#8220;Pirates&#8221; before, but now you can really see the quality of graphics and get a feel of the game.  This safe sex oriented, funny and educational video, is spreading like a virus on the Internet. Check it out! 
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		<title>Condom thoughts from Jon Stewart</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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For those of you, who think I am not aware what Jon Stewart says blogging,  let me assure you, I do.
Jon Stewart is my favorite news anchor. I did not make a mistake, his independent and unique way to comment on current news and events makes me THINK. I enjoy his sense of humor, his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best USA cities where &#8220;Size Matters&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://condomelite.com/condoms/2010/03/04/does-size-matter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Who said that size does not matter?
For some men their p***s is their price.
Almost all men &#8211; regardless what they say &#8211; wish to have a larger p***s.
Whatever you say, but our &#8220;Big Brother&#8221;  Condomania is always on a top of the game. They recently gave us an update from their database on p***s sizes, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Condom distribution at 2010 Vancouver Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
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It started with this news report
 
During 17 days of Olympic Games in Vancouver, British Columbia Centre for Disease Control distributed 100,000 condoms. Then, when a rumor started that there was a shortage, a new shipment of 8,500 additional condoms came from the Canadian Foundation for AIDS Research. 
Free condoms were distributed not just among athletes, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best place to have sex on Valentine</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Do you have a “bucket list”?
Well, one of the restaurants in Toronto, Canada would like to be the one of the &#8220;101 places to have sex before you die.&#8221;
According to The National Post, Mildred&#8217;s Temple Kitchen sent emails to their mail list participants, with a special invitation to have sex in one of four restaurants’ [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Costume from Condoms?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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Holiday spirit is in our houses, on our streets and at the malls. Santa, as a cheerful guest, is greeting us everywhere. But owners of Bangkok’s restaurant  &#8220;Cabbages and Condoms&#8221;, decided to go further than cheering guests  with Santa.  Their Santa&#8217;s costume is made from&#8230; condoms! So, why did they use such an unusual name for their restaurant ?
Everything in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Sex at Climate Summit in Copenhagen</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
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As you know, UN climate summit gets underway this week in Copenhagen.
To stay on the safe side, and in order to avoid any additional headaches, city officials decided to warn guests against soliciting sex from prostitutes. Even though prostitution is legal in Copenhagen, local authorities sent postcards to city hotels. Each postcard said, “Be sustainable—don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Condom for the Night Before Thanksgiving!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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I happened to see this short video and I liked it. On a night before Thanksgiving people try to think (or not to think) about tomorrow&#8217;s fiesta with family, friends, loved ones. Bars, restaurants, cafe are busy to serve food and drinks. It is very easy to get carried away with a feeling of coming holiday.  Easy relationships, one-night stands [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Condom joke by J.B. Smoove about Michael Richards</title>
		<link>http://condomelite.com/condoms/2009/11/17/condom-joke-smoove-michael-richards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
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I am a big fan of &#8220;Curb Your Enthusiasm&#8221;. The last episode was so funny, that I was laughing hysterically. The best moment was J.B.Smoove as Leon Black and Michael Richards as himself.  I think it was a genius scene between those two characters, considering a bad, racially tensed episode with Richards few years back.
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Oral by Bats</title>
		<link>http://condomelite.com/condoms/2009/11/09/best-oral-by-bats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Oral sex is an exceptionally intimate act. There are different names for it, such as Blow Job, Fellatio or Head Job. Regardless how you name it, just the idea of sucking and licking intimate parts makes sexual act more exciting and desirable.
When you are talking about oral sex, it is usually associated with human foreplay. [...]]]></description>
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